O, teh interwebz!

so, tomorrow’s my birthday.  if you could get in touch with all the other people in the world to chip in, i’d like one of these, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

oh dear lord.  

after i finished wiping the vomit off my desk, i was able to summon the courage to link this article on steroid use.  

heavens to betsy, that is ridiculous.

Well, I have a new goal in life.  Backflip into a pair of jeans…